Hi I like the Arctic Monkeys and food.
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.
How did it even get there
- things I should be doing: reading
- things I want to do: read
- thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming