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Hi I like the Arctic Monkeys and food.

Jul 28

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters


Jul 24
stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

(via hecallsmepineappleprincess)


darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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(via parkingstrange)


tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

(via departured)


egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via asian)


beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via ruinedchildhood)


bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via intensional)


lucidlecter:

i-dislike-tea:

kimpossibooty:

People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.

How did it even get there

Hagrid, probably

(via the-extreme-shipper)


legallyblonde:

When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.

legallyblonde:

When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.

(via plagal)


chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

chalkandwater:

Can we appreciate John Smith here for a second? He’s so into it.

(via ruinedchildhood)


(via guy)


  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

fencer-x:

flunflun:

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

the only thing I think of when I see this is like

this has been on my dash several times now and it won’t stop being adorable.

(via davestrider123)


nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via gnarly)


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