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Sep 29

saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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(via asian)


pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

(via asian)


povvs:

good thing i spend 12 hours then

povvs:

good thing i spend 12 hours then

(via highkristen)



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communistbakery:

I write sins not cosines or tangents

(via yowing)


filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

(via guy)


thalamtnafsee:

heroincest:

my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it

this is a really important thing for people to understand

(via guy)


whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

(via guy)


lolzforshits:

*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*

(via yowing)


guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(via taggedbooty)


Sep 8

jasonandnico:

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Nico Di Angelo

Note: I don’t know some of the artists that I’ve used, so if you are the artist please tell me so you can be credited.


blondie-b-happy:

sTOP MOCKING US RICK

blondie-b-happy:

sTOP MOCKING US RICK


detoxys:

IN THREE MINUTES THOUGH OMFG

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